Peanuts Is Timeless, Pt. Sinus Headaches Rule

I have no idea yet if this album sucks or not.

The bailout is a bamma-ass.

The Sci Fi Channel: inexplicably still existing.

Charlie Brown health care.

I don't care how much gratitude she shows for being the voice of Sally oh those many years ago, Fergie represents the worst of non-murderous humanity.

Another day, another unlucky schmuck.

The bailout is a janky ho.

I told Cubs fans when Soriano left the Nationals: enjoy the productive loser. Savor the dude who hits tons o' homers and gets your hopes up. 'Cause he's got no heart.

Not one, but two articles about the Vanderbilt Commodores that recall the ball gag.

Now here's someone who points out Snoopy's rather bad record in the Sopwith. Charlie's hardly the only loser in town.

The bailout is a scuzzy limping beeyotch.

Peanuts is worldwide.

Finally, auction news. This just in, Peanuts strips are still sought after.